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WRITING FOR GREETING CARDS

THERE ARE NINETEEN WRITING SAMPLES ON THIS PAGE.

In reading each sample, note that the first line would appear on the front of the greeting card, and the
second line would appear on the inside of the card. All verse here is © 2005 Vincent C. De Benedetto.



WRITING SAMPLE #1


16th Birthday

Now that you've turned 16, you can do anything you want…

…Just don't expect us to post bail!

Happy 16th Birthday!




WRITING SAMPLE #2


16th Birthday

Now that you're 16, there's only one thing left to do…

…Put away your toys!

Happy 16th Birthday!




WRITING SAMPLE #3


50th Birthday

Now that you're 50, you don't owe anything to anybody…

…With the possible exception of your first and second wives!

Happy 50th Birthday!




WRITING SAMPLE #4


50th Birthday

Being 50 doesn't mean you're gonna start losing your hair…

…You'll probably just misplace it a lot!

Happy 50th Birthday!




WRITING SAMPLE #5


50th Birthday

Now that you're 50, you don't owe ANYTHING to ANYBODY…

Oops!  I forgot about the ALIMONY PAYMENTS!

Happy 50th Birthday!




WRITING SAMPLE #6


50th Birthday

Now that you're 50, you don't have to listen to ANYBODY anymore…

…Just remove the battery from your hearing aid!

Happy 50th Birthday!




WRITING SAMPLE #7


50th Birthday

You're 50 now, and a little flabby?  Hey, you're still entitled to throw your weight around!

…Well, you're entitled to try!

Happy 50th Birthday!




WRITING SAMPLE #8


50th Birthday

Now that you're 50 and flabby, you're still entitled to throw your weight around!

…Not that you'll be throwing it very far!

Happy 50th Birthday!




WRITING SAMPLE #9


50th Birthday

So you're 50 and flabby--you're still entitled to throw your weight around!

Here...just let me step out of the way, first!

Happy 50th Birthday!




WRITING SAMPLE #10


50th Birthday

Now that you're 50, there's only one thing left to do…

…Move out of your parents basement!

Happy 50th Birthday!




WRITING SAMPLE #11


50th Birthday - Mother

Mom, now that you've turned 50, you can finally get rid of that old clunker in the garage…

Then, again, Dad's not so bad!

Happy 50th Birthday!




WRITING SAMPLE #12


50th Birthday

Now that you're 50, you have the dignity of Hoover Dam…

…And the water weight, too!

Happy 50th Birthday!




WRITING SAMPLE #13


Belated Birthday

Of course I didn't forget your birthday…

...You'll be getting two presents, next year!

Happy Belated Birthday!




WRITING SAMPLE #14


Belated Birthday

I most certainly did not forget your birthday this year…

..I just chose to ignore it!

Happy Belated Birthday!




WRITING SAMPLE #15


Belated Birthday

It's not that I forgot your birthday party…

...It's that I remembered my appointment with my hair dresser, instead!

Happy Belated Birthday!




WRITING SAMPLE #16


Belated Birthday

I just remembered that I forgot to remember your birthday this year…

…You're not gonna make me repeat that, are you?

Happy Belated Birthday!




WRITING SAMPLE #17


Belated Birthday

Ok, so I forgot your birthday this year. Last year you forgot mine…

..No, wait, that was me last year, too…

Happy Belated Birthday!




WRITING SAMPLE #18


Pregnancy

As a woman with child, you possess the dignity of Hoover Dam…

…And the same amount of water weight!

Best of Luck With Your Pregnancy!




WRITING SAMPLE #19


Home for Christmas

A Rock-n-Roll Christmas Card

Now that you're home for Christmas, all I can say is…

…Welcome to the Jingle!






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